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thatsmoderatelyraven:

“Don’t eat cookie dough”
“Don’t inhale helium"
“Reapply your sunscreen every couple hours"
“Clean your room"
“Go outside of your room you’re always in there"
“Get better grades"
“Don’t play the clarinet"
“Don’t wave your flashlight around really fast"
“Don’t stomp around"
“Don’t eat cubed cheese"
“Don’t wear your sombrero in a goofy fashion"
“Don’t wear clown shoes"
“Don’t wear a hoop skirt"
“Never ever screech like a chimpanzee"